1:00:02 -- "My Fallow Hamericans" should have been:
                   My fellow Americans".

1:01:35 -- "Iraq" should have been: "Iran".

                 "Iran" should have been: "North Korea".

                 "North Korea" should have been: "Shia".

                 "Shia" should have been: "Sunni".

                 "Sunni" should have been: "Terrorist".

                 "Was responsible for 9-11" should have been: "was
                  NOT responsible for 9-11, but it would be SO much
                  better for my campaign if they were".

1:02:26 -- "Senator Barack Obama" should have been:
                   "Ayatollah Barack The Black Furor Osama".

1:05:47 -- Please ignore the 53 references to "my friends". We don't
                  write those in, my friends, and, believe us, my friends, we
                  find them JUST as annoying, disingenuous, and gag-inducing
                  as you do, my friends.

1:12:26 -- "Morse code" should have been: "Cell phone".

                 "Mimeograph machine" should have been: "scanner".

                 "Butter churner" should be deleted completely.

                  The Senator's suggestion that, "Computers may be the devil's
                   work, created to read our dirty thoughts and send them
                   straight to hell. I wouldn't know I've never used one."
                   should be forgotten and ignored completely.

1:12:38 -- "Deputy Droop-A-Long" should have been:
                   "Senator Joe Lieberman".

1:17:59 -- Please ignore "Senior Mixmaster", which should have been:
                  "Sir Mix-A-Lot" and was an attempt to make Senator McCain
                  feel more culturally relevant. We PROFUSELY apologize for
                  that attempt and promise not to do it again.

1:18:22 -- "The groundhog that Americans washing machine was once
                  the kind of camel-toe we'll never be again" should have
                  been: ... we honestly... have no fucking idea what that was.

1:19:03 -- "World Boar Spew" should have been: "World War Two".

                "The Spanish-Fly War" should have been: "The Spanish-
                 American War".

                "The Revolutionary Whore" should have been: "Alaska".

1:22:55 -- "That flesh-waste who has ruined my Presidential hopes"
                   should have been: "President George W. Bush."